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Rape: the biblical way to find yourself a wife for life…

Posted on May 20, 2012 by Tim Vollmer
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If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

(Deuteronomy 22:28-29)

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Kill babies, check. Loot houses, check. Rape women, check.

Posted on March 4, 2012 by Tim Vollmer
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Whoever is captured will be thrust through; all who are caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses will be looted and their wives violated.

(Isaiah 13:15-16)

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Kill everyone, except the virgin girls…

Posted on February 12, 2012 by Tim Vollmer
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Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

(Numbers 31:17-18)

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